Marriage in a Minute: A Hot Romantic Comedy by Alina Jacobs

Author:Alina Jacobs [Jacobs, Alina]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2021-03-22T16:00:00+00:00

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Chris

Beep! Beep!

“Turn off,” I mumbled, snuggling into the warm nest of blankets I had wrapped around myself.

I should get up. Good billionaires woke up early. Today I was going to start being a better businessman. Today.

Beep! Beep! Beep!

I fumbled for the snooze button. Instead, I grabbed a soft handful of some sort of stuffed animal.

“What the hell?” I sat up. It took me a moment to remember where I was. Had I gone home with someone after the party?

Also add “stop drinking so much” to the self-improvement list.

But I had been trying to numb my desire for Grace…

The nest of blankets sat up.

“I’m going to kill that man!”

“Well, shit.”

Grace took a look at me and screamed. Then she looked down, saw her bare chest, and screamed again, scratching for the blanket.

“Why are you in my house?”

“This is my house!” I reminded her.

“You’re in my room!”

“Yeah,” I said, picking up one of the food pillows. “These are surprisingly comfy, by the way. Also, I’ll never be able to look at this stuffed taco plushy again without thinking about how you almost broke my neck when you came.”

She turned red. “Sorry. I have a lot of muscle mass under there from hiking all my gear to weddings.”

“It was super hot,” I assured her.

“It’s not happening again.”

“No, I insist,” I said. “I want you squeezed around my cock like that.”

She threw the comforter over her head.

“This was a terrible idea! They’re not going to grant us an annulment! When the judge asks me if I’ve ever had sex with my husband, I’m going to have to say yes.”

“This wasn’t sex,” I scoffed. “I didn’t even get off. You came twice then fell asleep.”

“So you think we can still get an annulment?” She peeked out from under the comforter.

“Sure,” I lied. “Just tell them you didn’t have sex with me because you didn’t. I’m still dressed.” I spread my arms out to show her my slightly rumpled suit.

Besides, I’m going to fuck you soon, so this is all moot.

In the distance, the alarm in my bedroom switched from incessant beeping to an air-raid siren.

I winced. “Man, you really can hear that thing through the whole house.”

“The Germans are coming! Air raid! Air raid! Run for the hills!” the parrot shrieked over the alarm.

I quickly leaned forward to give Grace a quick kiss, which turned into a longer one as she sunk into the mound of pillows behind her while I took her mouth like I’d done with her pussy last night.

“Fuck, you’re so hot,” I said with a groan as the parrot switched to screaming that we were all going to die.

Grace whimpered, stretching against me enticingly.

“I could fuck you right now,” I murmured against her mouth as I pushed down the comforter to take a hard nipple in my mouth.

“Death is upon us!” the parrot screeched from outside the door.

I left Grace, eyes dilated from arousal, and walked across the hall. The parrot was wearing a sparkly pink vest with the words “HOT STUFF!” embroidered on the back.

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